And he multiplies words without knowledge

The question, for mantra-like iteration as you shuffle dazedly through gouty shopping centres and misbegotten websites, is as the hookah-numbed Caterpillar from Wonderland asks... "Who are you?".
As you may infer from that counter down at the bottom, we've been flooded at Vomer Central with emails asking that very question. These images should mollify your ravenous curiosity.

My favourite beach (not saying which)



My place of employment



My hometown



My street (minus the yellow car)